Written by Mary Atterbury, the tale below is taken from a leaflet produced by the trade union 'Industrial Workers of the World':"Friday," said Robinson Crusoe, "I'm sorry, I fear I must lay you off."
"What do you mean, Master?"
"Why, you know there's a big surplus of last year's crop. I don't need you plant another this year. I've got enough goatskin coats to last me a lifetime. My house needs no repairs. I can gather turtle eggs myself. There's an overproduction. When I need you I'll send for you. You needn't wait around here."
"That's alright, Master, I'll plant my own crop, build up my own hut and gather all the eggs and nuts I want myself. I'll get along fine."
"Where will you do all this, Friday?"
"Here on this island."
"This island belongs to me, you know. I can't allow you to that. When you can't pay me anything I need I might as well not own it."
"Then I'll build a canoe and fish in the ocean. You don't own that."
"That's all right, provided you don't use any of the trees for your canoe, or build it on my land, or use my beach for a landing place, and do your fishing far enough away so you don't interfere with my off-shore rights."
"I never thought of that, Master. I can do without a boat, though. I can swim over to that rock and fish there and gather sea-gull eggs."
"No you won't, Friday. The rock is mine. I own the off-shore rights."
"What shall I do, Master?"
"That's your problem, Friday. You're a free man, and you know about freedom being maintained here."
"I guess I'll starve, Master. May I stay here until I do? Or shall I swim beyond your 12-mile limit and drown or starve there?"
"I've thought of something , Friday. I don't like to carry my rubbish down to the shore each day. You may stay and do that. Then whatever is left of it, after my dog and cat have fed, you may eat. You're in luck."
"Thank you, Master. That is true charity."
"One more thing, Friday. This island is over-populated. Fifty percent of the people are unemployed. We are undergoing a severe depression, and there is no way that I can see to end it. No one but a charlatan would say that he could. So keep a lookout and let no one land here to live. And if any ship comes don't let them land any goods of any kind. You must be protected against foreign labour. Conditions are fundamentally sound, though. And prosperity is just around the corner."